The Ultimate Official 2026 Mets Fan Drinking Game

HOW TO PLAY

• Each player is dealt 10 cards before the game or an equal number of cards based on your kick ass Mest party.
• When the situation on the card happens, follow the drinking rule.
• If it doesn’t happen, keep it until it does. (Because… it will.)
• Face cards and Aces are chaos cards.

♦️ DIAMONDS — “The Optimism Suit” (Moments of Hope & Lies)

1. Pete Alonso homers — everyone drinks, then screams “Polar Power!”
2. Lindor smiles on camera — sip and whisper, “Everything’s fine.”
3. Mets score first — take one hopeful sip. (You’ll regret it later.)
4. Mets strand the bases loaded — finish your drink.
5. Someone tweets “This feels different this year.” — group shot.
6. Rookie gets his first hit — toast the future.
7. Mets win a challenge review — drink twice and boo replay officials anyway.
8. A player hits a double and points to the dugout — drink and flex.
9. Mets hit into a double play — everyone sighs and finishes their drink.
10. SNY shows a fan crying — finish your drink for solidarity.
    J. Player makes an insane defensive play — drink in awe.
    Q. Mets win the game — chug and celebrate like it’s the ’86 parade.
    K. Mets sweep a series — finish the bottle. You’ve earned it.
    A. Mets hit a grand slam — everyone yells “LFGM!” and drinks whatever’s in reach.

♣️ CLUBS — “The Pain Suit” (Disasters & Chaos)

1. Bullpen blows a lead — everyone drinks until commercial break.
2. Error on an easy play — take a shot for every swear word you say.
3. Opponent bunts successfully — drink out of shame.
4. Mets pitcher walks a guy on 4 straight pitches — take 4 sips.
5. Any fan behind home plate is wearing a Yankee hat — shot of rage.
6. Mets commit a base-running error — drink twice, no explanation needed.
7. SNY booth says “That’s just Mets baseball” — take a long sip of regret.
8. Mets lose in extra innings — chug and question your life choices.
9. Edwin Díaz blows a save — play the trumpets, pour a double shot.
10. Mets lose to a team with a worse record then them — finish your drink. No mercy.
    J. Two Mets collide on a fly ball — drink, then toast to communication issues.
    Q. Mets get shut out — drink one for every hit they had (it’ll be quick).
    K. Mets get no-hit — shot for every inning it lasts.
    A. Team gives up a walk-off — everyone yells “WHY DO WE DO THIS?” then drinks whatever’s left.

♥️ HEARTS — “The Emotion Suit” (Sentiment, Regret & Memories)

1. Gary, Keith, or Ron say something passive-aggressive — drink.
2. Keith Hernandez mentions fundamentals — toast the king.
3. Cut to a sad Mets fan in the crowd — drink for them and yourself.
4. You mutter “I’ve seen this before” — 2 sips.
5. You threaten to turn the game off but don’t — 3 sips.
6. Flashback highlight from ’86 or ’69 — raise your glass, bang that shot.
7. Reference to “last years collapse”  — everyone groans and drinks.
8. Citi Field crowd boos — drink in unity.
9. Mets win in walk-off fashion — victory shot.
10. Mets mascot Mr. Met looks emotionally unwell — drink in empathy.
    J. You get nostalgic for a player who retired 10 years ago — sip sadly.
    Q. Gary Cohen laughs through pain — everyone drinks, bless the man.
    K. You yell “Typical Mets!” — drink, then apologize to nobody.
    A. You say “Ya gotta believe” unironically — finish your drink, you beautiful fool.

♠️ SPADES — “The Cynic Suit” (The Twitter & Trauma Category)

1. You check Mets Twitter midgame — drink for every meltdown you read.
2. Someone tweets “Fire everyone” — social shot.
3. You compare the Mets to your ex — drink twice, reflect later.
4. A player you hated last year suddenly becomes clutch — drink for hypocrisy.
5. Someone on TV says “long suffering fans” — shot for being called out.
6. Mets fans start chanting something inappropriate — 2 sips.
7. You post “I’m done” but still watch the next inning — drink.
8. You Google “Mets therapy merch” — shot for self-awareness.
9. A rain delay happens — everyone refills. It’s fate.
10. You start doing math to see how many games back they are — sip for every digit.
    J. Mets player gets injured mid-broadcast — take a sympathy shot.
    Q. Steve Cohen tweets something cryptic — drink and overanalyze.
    K. You say “at least we’re not the Yankees” — drink, then admit you’re lying.
    A. Mets are mathematically eliminated — finish whatever’s left and schedule therapy.

💥 BONUS CHAOS RULES

• If someone says “It’s early in the season,” everyone drinks — liar penalty.
• If a fan catches a foul ball barehanded, toast them like a hero.
• If the Mets hit back-to-back homers, everyone takes a shot… then tweet “Mets are back.”
• If they blow a 5+ run lead, it’s group therapy hour. Drink until the credits roll.
• If they actually win the division, you get to keep the deck and your liver becomes a historical artifact.

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