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How to fix The Mets 796-Inning Problem
How do you fix this Mets starting rotation? 796 isn’t a stat, it’s a warning label. If the Mets starters can’t stop handing the game to the bullpen in the 5th, we’re just replaying 2025 with different excuses.
This thread is for the real problem: starter innings, workload management, and whether Stearns needs to go buy a grown man who… Read more
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The Mets 796-Inning ProblemMets fans spent the offseason obsessing over Pete Alonso’s future and lamenting Edwin Díaz’s departure. But here’s the thing: the 2026 Mets will live or die by one ugly number, 796. That’s how many…
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If You Read This and Feel Personally Attacked… You’re a Mets Fan
There are articles you read, and then there are articles that read you. 😀
This one? This one crawls inside your Mets fandom, rummages around, and starts calling out things you thought only you did.
If you’ve ever caught yourself defending the Mets like they’re a family member who keeps disappointing you… this is your intervention.
This… Read more
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The Official Mets Fan Drinking Game Has Arrived (And It’s Way Too Accurate)
If you’ve ever watched a Mets game and thought, “This feels like a controlled psychological experiment,” congratulations — this one’s for you.
We finally did it. We turned the full Mets fan experience into a drinking game. Not a cute one. Not a casual one. A brutally honest, emotionally accurate, “why do we keep doing this to… Read more
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Ranking the Best Mets Teams of All Time — Let’s Settle This Once and For All
Every Mets fan has their era.
The one they swear was the greatest.
The one they’ll defend in group chats, bars, and family arguments until the end of time.So we finally did it.
We ranked the greatest Mets teams of all time, from the Miracle Mets to the juggernaut of ’86, from the heartbreakers to the almost-dynasties. And yes — we… Read more
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Ranking the Best Mets Teams of All-Time - Random Mets Fans
The New York Mets have seen it all, from laughable early days to miraculous championships. For a franchise with only two World Series titles (1969 and 1986),
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Explaining Mets Fandom to a Therapist Might Be the Hardest Thing You’ll Ever Do
There are some conversations in life you can’t prepare for.
Explaining your relationship with the Mets to a therapist is one of them.
This isn’t just another “sports fandom” piece. This is a full psychological case study wrapped in gallows humor, generational trauma, and the kind of emotional commitment that probably qualifies as a… Read more
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Mets Fan Therapy : 12-Step Program - Random Mets Fans
Explaining Mets fandom to a therapist or spouse involves acknowledging the emotional investment involved, likening it to a relationship with its ups and downs. Fans experience chronic disappointment yet find humor and community in shared suffering. Ultimately, it's about accepting … Continue reading
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Mets Mount Rushmore: Who Really Belongs on It?
Every franchise has its legends. The Mets? We’ve got debates that last generations.
This one cuts right to the core:
If you had to carve four faces into a Mets Mount Rushmore… who actually deserves to be there?Not the flashiest names.
Not the flavor-of-the-month stars.
The ones who defined what it meant to wear the uniform.In this deep… Read more
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The Mets Mount Rushmore: Who Makes the Cut? - Random Mets Fans
New York Mets fans have endured it all, miraculous highs, agonizing lows, and every bizarre incident in between (remember the Grand Slam Single? Yeah, we do).
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Nolan McLean Might Be the Most Important Mets Pitcher Nobody’s Talking About
If you’re still waiting for the next big free-agent savior to fix this franchise, you’re missing what’s actually happening right under your nose.
The Mets’ real future might already be in the system — and his name is Nolan McLean.
While the headlines chase contracts and trade rumors, McLean has quietly been doing the thing that… Read more
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Nolan McLean Is the Future the Mets Aren’t Talking About (But Should Be) - Random Mets Fans
Let’s get something straight right now. The Mets’ next real wave of hope isn’t a $300 million free agent, and it isn’t some shiny rumor floating through Hot
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Nolan McLean Is the Future the Mets Aren’t Talking About (But Should Be)Let’s get something straight right now. The Mets’ next real wave of hope isn’t a $300 million free agent, and it isn’t some shiny rumor floating through Hot Stove Twitter. It’s a 23-year-old right-hander most…
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The Mets Mount Rushmore: Who Makes the Cut?New York Mets fans have endured it all, miraculous highs, agonizing lows, and every bizarre incident in between (remember the Grand Slam Single? Yeah, we do). Through it all, a few legends have risen above…




