If you’ve ever watched a Mets game and thought, “This feels like a controlled psychological experiment,” congratulations — this one’s for you.

We finally did it. We turned the full Mets fan experience into a drinking game. Not a cute one. Not a casual one. A brutally honest, emotionally accurate, “why do we keep doing this to ourselves” masterpiece.

This isn’t just about beer.
It’s about survival.

Inside the game:

• Every blown lead

• Every bullpen implosion

• Every “this feels different” moment that absolutely was not

• Every irrational burst of hope followed by immediate regret

From The Optimism Suit (hope, denial, false confidence)
To The Pain Suit (bullpen meltdowns and emotional damage)
To The Cynic Suit (Twitter rage, trauma responses, and acceptance)

It’s basically therapy… but louder.

If you’ve ever:
• Said “this team is different” in April
• Threatened to quit watching but didn’t
• Felt personally attacked by a late-inning collapse
• Or needed a drink before the 6th inning

…this game was made for you.

👉 Read the full Mets Fan Drinking Game here:
https://randommetsfans.com/mets-fan-drinking-game/

Play responsibly.
Argue loudly.
And remember — if the Mets break your heart again, at least you’ll be hydrated.

Drop your favorite rule in the comments, or tell us which one hurt the most.